Cuff Daddy and The Barely Legals 14


Disclaimer: While I wish there were some fictional elements to this report, the events actually happended as written. I kid you not.

Ok, so this evening started out as a pretty typical Wednesday evening. I actually have been in the mood for cooking my own food since watching the film Super Size Me, so I didn’t go to Wednesday night dinner at Laurel. I knew that Hunter, Lori, and Mathias are in town, so I was looking forward to seeing them. After church, I had planned on going to Wal-Mart to get my “Gag” gift for the Dirty Santa game at the CSC Christmas party this Friday. After church, Nicoll, Alicia, and “Annie Debbie” (The Barely Legals) had also planned to go to Wal-Mart as well. So we planned to meet up at the CSC. A game of Chinese Firedrill Ping Pong was played and then we headed off so Nicoll and “Annie Debbie” could see the cashier that kinda looks like Brad Pitt.

“Head and Shoulders, Knees and Toes” …
Who says you can’t get a workout at Wal-Mart. Nicoll so gracefully demonstrated her Fun n’ Fit Care Bear Workout routine in the middle of the aisle. Its a good thing we didn’t have to witness the “Girls Just Wanna Have Fun” or the “Let’s Get Physical” routines the Care Bear also does.

“Hey Look at Me, I’m Black!” …
Yes, this phrase was actually uttered by none other than (drum roll please….) Nicoll. We saw these Barbie doll like dolls that had Horoscopes on them. For Nicoll’s sign, the doll was a colored doll and Nicoll utters this phrase out loud. The descriptions on each of the dolls were actually pretty acurate. Ok so there were a lot of other things that went on at Wal-Mart that were somewhat funny, but I’m old and somewhat forgetful, so the others will have to share.

“She’ll Call Ya Later, I’ve got to finish something up first” …
A sentence every boyfriend loves to hear some guy say while he is talking to his girlfriend on the phone.

Many of you know that I’ve been sick lately, so its time for the NyQuil and time to go to bed. Maybe I’ll remember some of the other stuff later.