A long time ago, (the day before halloween), in a house not too far away, there was this party that was supposed to be the dopest party ever. Your beloved hero, Mario shows up at 7:05. As he approached this haunted house, he noticed something missing. Namely the vehicles of many of his friends. What had happened, why weren’t they here? Killing Bowser and Koopa would turn out to be an easier task than this one.
Mario enters the house and notices that it is very empty. Going deeper into the house he discovers this incredibly hot biker chick, but no one else. The biker chick was also wondering where everyone else was. She had done some further investigating before Mario arrived and discovered that there was a Hawaiian girl who was waiting to get leied.
Somewhere, in a galaxy far, far away, the Jedi ObiNicolli sensed a disturbance in the force, as if several people cried out in boredom. On her transport were the Cocoa godess and the Recycled Butterfly Girl. They too decided that they would come along and help investigate where the missing people had gone.
It was time for some real detective work. The next two to arrive were Mr. Clean and Sherlock Holmes. Mr. Clean checked under and around every nock and cranny, but nobody was to be found. Even the great Sherlock Holmes was unable to find the missing people.
Had these people boarded a bus that was full of children with no legs and had this bus crashed off the Henley Street bridge trying to avoid something? The mystery was just too great for us all. Spiderman couldn’t figure it out. Pirate, Kitty, and Toga Girl hadn’t a clue either.
It turns out Joey didn’t know where the house was. It wouldn’t have been so bad, but he had Jason, The Fairy of Death (yeah, I’d kill myself if I had to wear that), and the Doomsday Dude with him. Later to arrive was another nerd for Joey to talk to, Shrek, Cowgirl and “Eyes Wide Shut” guy.
Where’s the Music!?!?!??!!! The CDs showed up, but nothing to play them on and nothing to project their sound out of. Laptops just aren’t very good at projecting sounds. Especially laptops running Windows 98. When it crashes, it crashes and burns. Mario and Joey are both technologically inclined so the Nomad and iPod came to save the day. Still computer speakers are less than ideal for projecting music.
The rest of the night went smoothly with dancing, scary story telling, and talks of rolling. Ah well, it turns out the answer to this great mystery was…
It’s the CSC and we never start anything on time.